Put all your eggs in one basket and watch the basket.

[Codename: Jackass]

-Mark Twain

[NaBarney]

Get off the internet, I'll meet you in the streets

 

- Isaac Newton

[Codename: Jackass]

Goddamn, Newton didn't play around, did he?

[Sawdamizer]

"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!" - Clayton Bigsby

 

[Codename: Jackass]

If you have hate in your heart, let it out!