Maybe I'm just not making myself clear *knocks everything off of the shelf*

[Zenigundam]

*places newspaper article on the shelf*

 

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-true-identity-of-jack-the-ripper-may-have-just-been-confirmed/ar-AApE5bf?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

[mthor]

Old news is old - that theory was disproved about 20 years ago.

 

Now pick that stuff up and put it back on the shelf.

[1938 Packard]

*places newspaper article on the shelf*

 

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-true-identity-of-jack-the-ripper-may-have-just-been-confirmed/ar-AApE5bf?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

It was Nixon, in the bowling alley... with 20 inches of recording tape!