Zenigundam Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Where's my girlfriend at? I'm getting extremely worried. She hasn't logged back in since June 25th. Summer vacation? Going into a serious panic, considering a road trip to Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 You know what would be really cool? If you got a girlfriend, got married, moved out, got your own place...and if then your mother would sell her house, move in with you and your bride, and take up residence on the couch, drinking wine coolers, watching HGTV, the Food Network, and Hallmark, playing Jewel Quest and the latest Delicious, and refusing to take out the garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 1, 2017 Author Share Posted August 1, 2017 She can't do that because she has to cook and keep the house clean. If we're all living in the same house, we have to take some responsibility and help each other out, and she's the one with an extensive history of cooking for and cleaning after people, so it makes sense for her responsibilities to be delegated such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 No, I think that in order to to understand you, she needs to become you. Maybe she can even take up liberating craft supplies and trying to pick up high school football players on OKC. Work with me here - I really think that in the long run, this will bring a new level of harmony and understanding to the Zenigundam household., and you, your bride, and your mother can all live together happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 1, 2017 Author Share Posted August 1, 2017 That's a bad idea. We have to stick to what we're good at and what we normally do or else there'll be all kinds of identity crisis and anarchy. They tried something like that in a village in some third world country and everybody died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Oh, piffle. People in the third world are always dropping dead; that's what they do. No, no...the more I think about this, the better it seems. Like I'm seeing some definite potential for a reality show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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