whiskey bottles and brand new cars

[Codename: Jackass]

oak tree you're in my way

[Sawdamizer]

Wrap it up

[Codename: Jackass]

Wrapped up nice and pretty

 

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[Sawdamizer]

Atta boy... that's the can do attitude that puts dudes in the can

[Codename: Jackass]

Intoxication manslaughter isn't so bad, really.