Remember, Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[mochi]

IT WAS HIS HAT MR. KRABS, HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quebecelegy]

wAIT PATRICK

[PhilosipherStoned]

On my home planet Omicron Persei 8 we lick doorknobs as a sign of trust and grattitude towards our hosts.

Those that do not acknowlege our customs and traditions are devoured on the spot!!