Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 IT'S 3:11 AM EDT AND THE BOARDS ARE STILL UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY NOT JUST FOR UEMB BUT FOR ME AS WELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 I JUST DONATED FIVE DOLLARS OF MY HARD EARNED AMERICAN DOLLARY-DOOS FOR THIS DUMP YOU PEOPLE BETTER ENJOY IT OR GO BUY A COUPLE STEEL RESERVES, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 I'VE SAID TOO MUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 I'M ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DYING I GUESS THE GOOD PART IS I ONLY HAVE ONE YEAR LEFT AS PART OF SELECTIVE SERVICE SO HOPEFULLY THEY WAIT TO BLOW THEIR LOAD ON WORLD WAR THREE UNTIL NEXT YEAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 IS 25 OLD? I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S OLD. ARE YOU OLD? AM I? HAVE I BEEN REINCARNATED 75 TIMES LIKE THIS ONE GUY SAID AT A PARTY? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 The cutoff for Selective Service? yes The cutoff for life? hopefully not but I'll see how this year goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 It starts once we all sober up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 It starts once we all sober up I COULD PROBABLY DRIVE A CAR RIGHT NOW BUT I'M NOT CONFIDENT I COULD BLOW UNDER 0.08. SO I WON'T BE DRIVING ANY CARS FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS. I BOUGHT A 12-PACK OF EXPENSIVE CRAFT IPA SO I FIGURED I SHOULDN'T SLAM THEM LIKE I WOULD NORMALLY DRINK MY CUSTOMARY THREE TALLBOYS OF PBR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 It starts July 1 3am-4am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Want me to make you a birthday thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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