Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 IT'S 3:11 AM EDT AND THE BOARDS ARE STILL UP
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY NOT JUST FOR UEMB BUT FOR ME AS WELL
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 I JUST DONATED FIVE DOLLARS OF MY HARD EARNED AMERICAN DOLLARY-DOOS FOR THIS DUMP YOU PEOPLE BETTER ENJOY IT OR GO BUY A COUPLE STEEL RESERVES, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 I'M ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DYING I GUESS THE GOOD PART IS I ONLY HAVE ONE YEAR LEFT AS PART OF SELECTIVE SERVICE SO HOPEFULLY THEY WAIT TO BLOW THEIR LOAD ON WORLD WAR THREE UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 IS 25 OLD? I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S OLD. ARE YOU OLD? AM I? HAVE I BEEN REINCARNATED 75 TIMES LIKE THIS ONE GUY SAID AT A PARTY? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL z
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 The cutoff for Selective Service? yes The cutoff for life? hopefully not but I'll see how this year goes
Codename: Jackass Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 It starts once we all sober up I COULD PROBABLY DRIVE A CAR RIGHT NOW BUT I'M NOT CONFIDENT I COULD BLOW UNDER 0.08. SO I WON'T BE DRIVING ANY CARS FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS. I BOUGHT A 12-PACK OF EXPENSIVE CRAFT IPA SO I FIGURED I SHOULDN'T SLAM THEM LIKE I WOULD NORMALLY DRINK MY CUSTOMARY THREE TALLBOYS OF PBR.
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