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I read today that Godzilla would produce 151,436,928 gallons of piss a day.

4 minutes ago, CryingFreeman said:

If legit, this is the hardest mfer on the planet....Only thing he missed was the promethazine butt chug.

I wanna party with him

Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Our kids r gen z tard

Oh you meant your kid is going to want to take care of you.

She wont.

1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Better than having Generation Z take care of us 😳

You're old af if gen Z is taking care of you.

3 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Share them

You know already

1 minute ago, Kudasai said:

You'll be a skinny asian?

1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

I don't even know where ill be in one year

I have some ideas.

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Moister than an oyster

Unless you killed her...

5 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

So this week it'll be a full year since my grandmother's passing and basically my life completely changing...pretty much for the better in all honesty.  And that's been the thing I've been struggling with these past 12 months. I can't help but feel guilty that these positive changes happened because she died. It's an awkward feeling because I do miss her but at the same time I'm happy because I'm finally living on my own. Does that make me a bad person?

Nah, without knowing all the details. Toxic people, however they go, are good when they are gone.

Yeah we had one here last week too. Never actually was in one like that and the sound was deafening.

Dinosaur chicken nuggets

1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

I actually dont eat a lot of food. Ive always had a slow metabolism and now im on psych meds. A lot of people gain weight on psych meds.

Stop faking your thing then.

Oh....man. This doesn't even seem real. Three years of rain in one fucking day.

Just now, Majin Mayhem said:

Well yes...but the riper the fruit the more sugar it has...so I think it has something to do with the sugar breakdown of over ripe fruit...

Oh yah you're right.

I dont eat/drink much sugar these days so maybe that's why it works for me.

I haven't had actual soda, now that I think about it, for a year maybe?

Just now, Poof said:

Oh shut up u know I didn't mean you. And I'm relaxed. I'm in the tub rn

Pics or gtfo

Just now, Majin Mayhem said:

That’s smart...

but something about it...if I don’t eat like toast or something first it makes my gut flip flop...same with bananas

Huh... I wonder why? I mean, it's mostly water, right?

Fine. Sorry.

Just now, Poof said:

The proper way to show that you're not a racist or whatever is to simply apologize when you say something fucked up. It's easy and it shows respect.

Dude.

Can you relax? I just fucking love watermelon.

1 minute ago, Majin Mayhem said:

Lb doesn’t like watermelon...so I don’t buy it often cause I can’t eat it fast enough before it goes bad

When the good stuff is in season I could eat it for all meals.

Frozen too as ice cubes in my vodka seltzer

1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

when i was 4, my grandpa and i were eating an orange. 

i asked about the seeds, he told me if you plant them, they will grow. 

now, i'm not sure if i was planting, or just storing; for future planting. 

but, that night, i had a little trip to e.r. to remove 6 orange seeds from my nose. 

good times. 

Seedless watermelon is an abomination 

41 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Did you swallow seeds?

will a watermelon plant grow in your belly?

Mom!!

6 minutes ago, Poof said:

Oh please I was joking I don't kill people they have accidents

No mistakes, just happy accidents.

68 miles to AC

2 minutes ago, Poof said:

Oh sure, but I haven't killed anyone in awhile

Define awhile?