Cancer

3 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Nobody ever has.

You have always been an insufferable pill

7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Well played.

Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

Anyways....

Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

Are you complaining about sex? 😂 Idk, I'm not married and probably won't be for awhile cause I like financial aid checks. lol

No not complaining. But to quote Zap... the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and weak

Small titties are built for speed... which can be fun.

Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

Are you gonna be a Papi chulo? I'd say cum is just code, and baby is a program that develops from the code. 

Also, ducks gotta be a little different more because they taste more delicious to me. lol

She's trying. She has been taking many loads lately.... dafuq is up with marriage.

My right testicle is noticeably larger than my left.

Having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet.

Ducks are just chickens with kazoos.

Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

You are a great negotiator. I wish I had that respect when I apply to places. lol

I'd hire ya

14 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

in possibly the strangest turn of events. i sent out the rejection letter to them basically stating that due to the loss of certain benefits, i wasn't going to be able to take the offer after the HR rep said that there wasn't any room for negotiation. the manager of the team came back at me saying "uhhhhhhh that's not true" and asking me to give them a second chance. i told the guy that it would be really far off but he still wanted to try. i gave him my linkedin information either way this goes, and i respect the manager a hell of a lot now for at least being willing to fight on it. whenever i've had another company come at me with a number, they've only been willing to negotiate by a couple bucks and not by the amount i would be losing + additional money.

i told them that i'd be willing to hear them out. let's see what they come back with

See ? You didnt need me.

My bad again... I had an incident today and it was a mess. 

Let's go exploring....

All done with my day. Now time for some bbq chicken and video games

17 hours ago, ghostrek said:

ok  hey  ok

We just glazing over our newest quote from psychodonkeydick?

I fucking crushed a box of blueberries for breakfast

56 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

Did you ever see my other dm? I need to respond to them today

Oh shit my bad. Let me look

All my meetings got cancelled. 

So I'm writing mid year reviews and probably heading out around 12 to get drinks with the wife.

Your face looks like the most fucked up part of the moon

Where are my testicles,  Summer?

Just binged the whole season 3.

Jesus effing Christ.

Lol you look like Tyler Perry's ugliest character yet

Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Thanks. Im just trying to bring to light what its like to healthy people. Im ignoring the haters.

Yet, you're hearing every word we are saying.

1 minute ago, cyberbully said:

It not for ass....Really I could beat off and she could go home....I'm just trying to grow up.....Because seriously, I'm a grown man that would rather be at home playing Street Fighter right now.

I'm playing rocket league.

Fake more shit

Her and packard can be in the same car when it happens.

Just now, discolemonade said:

that 480 month termination. 

Yes please.

Just now, discolemonade said:

this is true....but every life is important. ask a conservative. 

Not after delivery.

I support really super late abortions... like those pushing 40