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You got viper's dick hard and he needs fap material.

Damn if I was twenty years younger I'd do that gladly > You get to keep the money or do you have to give it back? If you call no backsies can you keep the money?

So basically robbing dumb mother fuckers? That is hot. :fap:

Lol, I just drank my methadone so yeah, I had to swallow it. I'm only a good fuck when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm like,"Pish posh my good man I don't think I'll punch your asshole today"

Please explain wallet porn

But serious question at what point does your dick stop responding to reality cuz the sexy fun time images you see are so out there and extreme Honestly I'm thinking Sawdsy is mostly there taking a shock paddle to the dick when he's gonna get for realsies laid >

Yay! Yous did it! :fap:

I don't think I wanna know. This thread made me throw up a little. Not enough for blowjob choke puke porn but enough to know it's vomit in my mouth.

I'm really sorry man.

Record it next time

Maybe you should. They all seemed pretty cool save for the blessings part >

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I dunno I don't think she's big. She's cute

Lol dats stereotypical Jk Happy St. Patrick's Day.

lol she doesn't look big though

What you Irish do to corned beef should be criminal > Jk it's basically the same but I prefer deli style. Gotta use Gulden's spicy mustard

Is that a lot?

> damn

I will help you by ignoring you. Not by using any ignore feature but I'm just not going to reply to your threads. I suggest others do the same at least for the sake of the women you harass for our entertainment -_' Buh bye Zeni

Not many. I like to get stoned and eat the peppermint ones. Feels like your face is gonna burn off. Intense

I don't know why I'm going to play this game with you. I must be a sadist so here it goes. Millions of years ago when our atmosphere had more oxygen creatures were huge. Giant Sloths. Wooly Mammoths. A bunch of shit. Through natural causes our atmosphere changed. Meteors struck the earth, volcanoes erupted putting the Earth in an ice age. Animals that could adapt did and we all know what happened to those that didn't. There are both natural and man made causes to climate change. It makes sense that as we strip from the atmosphere necessary protections animals would adapt and get smaller because their larger bodies need more oxygen which we don't have.

> that's cold >

Zeni ever getting his dick wet was only part of it, the other was expecting the place to be here 20 years from now

Very high expectations in that fantasy -_'

Please don't ever say that again and certainly, please, never spawn whut