Swimmod_Luna

OK I'll just apply to every job in a 100 mile radius even if I'm not qualified.

If I get murdered I'll probably get at least a week off work.

Kill me fam

I'm increasing my number of applications from 20 a week to 30

Oh I lied one person who works on my house got it off. She's been here since the 80's and has new years off too. At least I know the secret to getting holidays off.

See I don't get holiday pay.

I'm trying fam I said I wanted to quit before Christmas even if I don't have something else lined up but y'all told me it's a bad idea.

Happy new year I have to work that too and everyone has to work new years eve but like 2 people got new years day off on the house I work on at least.

From the schedules I've seen, at least. Maybe a few people who've been here 20+ years managed to get vacation but it looks like most people didn't even get it as their scheduled day off, which is so statisticly unlikely that they must have changed people's rotations to make sure they work that day. Probably counting on a bunch of people quitting before then or calling off. Fuck this place.

The place I work is great come work here and give me all ur wages.

Again. Obsessed. And I think I either picked this before you could have a custom icon or when they had a lot of rules about what could be in a custom icon and this was the best option I had that came from an adult swim show.

Why not I was obsessed with them a few years ago.

Because it looks kind of like the album cover for Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother. True story.

OK let me go rob a bank

I'll get u a job that pays in "experience"

Mooooo

Ikr it's crazy

How about u pay me $5000 a month and I'll buy u a ramen noodle every day.

OK I did

Yay me

Not changing icons for a year? Amateur.

I'll make u some tea and come tuck u in

Well so has Roy Moore. I was being sarcastic they can both eat a dick <_<

Idk someone at Zeni's level would probably start getting the shakes pretty quick

If a pedophile can become a Senator in Alabama then Zeni should be allowed to post, dammit. Not that either of those things really SHOULD be happening but such is the state of our world.