Chris Hansen

Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty OH!

Can I taste your nuts?

On my face. I'll blank your blank. I got that Dateline NBC 💰

Did you send a picture of your crooked blank to someone on this board? If so HAVE A SEAT BITCH! Cross eyed dick head ass boy.

WHOOP THAT TRICK!

They're gonna take your honey buns, ramen noodles, brownies and your brown puckered raisin. You'll be able to stick a light bulb up your ass without it cracking.

Zeni I hope you still hit the bag. You'll need it to keep your ass in jail. They're gonna blank your blank.

You fucking creepy pedo bitch.

Yes zeni have a seat.

I told them to wait to cash that shit.

Wtf is shutterfly?

You ever made love to a man, boy?

I fucked your mom raw. I'm your daddy now. Have a seat....... Son.

.... Have a seat, bitch.

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