Game Master

We have a winner! Team Hank wins the challenge. Congratulations!

Alright, it’s time to see the submissions! Voting ends Tuesday at Midnight.

It’s just about time for submissions, so keep an eye on this thread. In the meantime, here is a little more information: Our two teams, Team Hank and Team Dean will be submitting right here in this thread. You, the good people of the UEMB, will get to vote on the story you think is the funniest, most ridiculous, most offensive, most everything. I’ll be posting a poll at the top of this thread where you can vote. The winning team and all its members move on to the next round. The losing team will have to say goodbye to one of its teammates. Each team has been working all week to put these stories together, so we would really appreciate you taking the time to read, vote, and hopefully laugh until it hurts.

Teams are set; the Challenge commences! I’d like to start by thanking our contestants for participating. The team selections didn’t quite go off without a hitch: depending on your take, that’s either a minor bump in the road or just a small taste of the chaos to come. Naturally, I’m hoping for chaos and this just the bunch to make it happen. As already stated, the rules for this round are relatively simple. Each team will get one week to complete the challenge below and post it here in this thread, where all of you get to vote on the winning submission. Everyone on the winning team moves on to the next round while the losing team will have two of its members go home. Once submissions are final, a poll will be put up for everyone to vote (except for me and the judges, of course). So without further ado, here’s the challenge… - Legendary bounty hunter Spike Spiegel has seen his fair share of unusual bounties. Whether it be 60 year old in 12 year old’s body, a bomber in a teddy bear suit, or an inflatable super soldier with a penchant for amusement parks, there aren’t many oddities he hasn’t encountered. This time, though, he may have met his match… or maybe this one is just too ridiculous to deal with. With Edward’s help, Spike ventures into a place called the Adult Swim Message Board to gather intel on his next target. - The challenge is to write a short narrative of Spike’s encounter with a “villain” from the ASMB. It can be anyone from the old boards or the UEMB, it just has to be someone most everybody would know for a particular idiosyncratic quirk or for an (in)famous event. Please do not use any real villains, such as those who were banned for criminally abusive or threatening behavior (such as stalking). We’re not asking for an entire episode, just make sure you include Spike discovering the bounty on the boards and then his first physical encounter with him or her. Make it as ridiculously over-the-top as you can. Submissions are due 12am EDT on Sunday, June 11, here in this thread.

Looks like we're a few days away. We have as many open slots as anyone who's interested, so long as it's an even number (so we have the same number of people on each team). The point of this competition is for everyone here for the Anniversary to participate. On Friday, we'll hold a draft style selection by the two initial team captains to create even teams and then the competition begins.

Greetings wayward travelers! Twenty years is a long time. Thousands of hours fighting tooth and nail between team blue and team red, stopping long enough to debate “Pierrot Le Fou.” Too many weekends to count where the discussion starts in the Toonami ratings thread and somehow ends up in a thread about the latest Netflix disaster. At some point, Perfect Hair Forever happened, and you were on the ASMB. You probably mysteriously lost a weekday watching the best YouTube collection you’ve ever seen, and everyone knows what your favorite music is. You can’t put a price on twenty years of friendship and memories… …but you can put a prize to it. To celebrate we’re holding a survivor type competition where your knowledge of [as] is what you need to be the last man or woman standing. You will need to know more about Toonami or [as] Action or [as] Comedy. You’ll need to more about the colorful cast of characters that posted alongside you all these years. You’ll have to work with teammates, then you’ll work to crush them. And you’ll have a blast taking a trip down memory lane. If you think you’re up to it, visit us in the Survivor: The Games club above and join. We’ll be selecting teams on June 4nd at 8pm EDT.

Awesome! Thanks!

Could I get my name changed to "Game Master"?

By the way, this option is only available to, apparently, you and me.

Testing… So I was able to join without an invite. Looks like the setting works as intended. I can’t post in this thread anymore…..

What up party people?