midnight

Stop playing Zeni. You know what your mom's number is.

What's your YouTube channel called? I want to see it. I'll let you know if you're killing it or if you're just full of shit like always, my boy.

I can still see the dimples in your hips. You look like you're wearing a pool float around your waist. Guess what, you're still fat. You piece of shit.

Had to pick up where I left off. I'm actually happy to see she is still a piece of shit.

Bitch, shut your dick holster.

Yikes. And I thought 40 was freezing. Ha. That's the coldest we have been this winter.

Is it at all possible for your gaping ass to put together a proper sentence? Isn't it time for you to smoke some crack, you piece of shit?

Yeah. It's hard as hell. So is Ninja Gaiden. I've been trying to get through it, but shit.

You need to clean your nasty ass house.

It was a sight to see. And damn it's cold where you are.

Yep. I'm just messing with you. Plus, I see you everyday on Facebook. Haha. I just didn't mention there that I was coming back.

I was partial to Duck Tales. I had a blast with that game back in the day. We have been playing the hell out of the Switch since Christmas. Got a lot of NES games on it. I am trying my best to get through Ghosts and Goblins, but so far, no such luck.

That, I'm not gonna lie, is the coolest thing I've seen in a long time. Awesome!

Dude. It's the mental block of it being an all-underwater game. That shit will mess with your gaming mojo. Capcom and Disney fucked with us on that one.

Yikes and zoinks and jinkies. What the fuck did I just start? (Hauls ass out the door).

Thank you, brother!

I had a few months of leisure time. It was just what I needed. Missed some of you crazy fuckers.

You're kinda glad though, right? Haha.

I know. Dude, Metroid is still hard as fuck. Hell, so is Excitebike. Haha.

It has been. But you would be proud. I have been getting a lot of retro gaming in. Been powering through some NES games.

I reserve the term bitch for people like fuggs. You're good.

But they're not all as intriguing as I am. Can I get an amen?

Wouldn't that be like scootin and queefin? And to think I was about to end my last comment with, ''my boy!" Oops.

That's what I'm talking about, my friend. Can't do much more than that.

I say how's it going, and you say nothing much. Damn Pat. I'll have what you're smoking. Haha.