fuggnificent

Do i need to dump ice down your pants?

Lord thank you for providing this weed that grows in a way that greatly blesses us. Amen.

Shes getting negative dojo points in class.

Age shaming now? Maybe there some newborn babies you can insult out there. You know...fully live up to your awfulness. "Dumb babies...dont even know how to talk or walk yet." Idiot

Im pretty sure you are older than me. And i also look very young.

I love wolverine but face it...all his movies were pretty much the same. And if you cant see how much better deadpool is,youre the problem buddy.

Good movie but i feel old as fuck now. Cant wait for the new deadpool. May there be more deadpool movies than wolverine movies!

Not ever in my fucking car!

What? Why?

I have my mom going "leave her alone...it wasnt her fault...thats enough now" Pisses me off cuz all thatll lead to is "grandma come bail me outta jail. Again"

Do you see how red my child is? Hard not to leave a mark.

Just like the original fugglet!

I tried calling you back. Its going to vm.

Lolololol shut up dane lol!

No TV now either cuz she fought me hard for like 20 minutes

Thats what has always made me the maddest. She doesnt think she deserves to be beaten and always makes excuses. You know my cousin i posted who has been robbing several stores? When she was little her mom wouldnt beat her. She wont take things from other kids and then fight them for it amd her mom did nothing. I dont want my child growing up thinking shes above punishment. And yes she has a spiderman grip but its on everything...the bed, the floor AND the walls.

I have a car doofus. You just gotta buy gas.

Lets make more pretty fugglets!

She really is 92lbs. She gets on my scale. And i dont chase her. I said shes like a pro wrestler. She kind of bears down all her weight and pushes me away from her bottom and i have to pull and (kinda) lift her until i can get to her booty. I cant just smack her hands. Thats letting her off easy...she hates getting smacked on the booty lol

Since when do you have a debit card to make online purchases? I thought your mom handed you cash out the atm. You keeping secrets. And "black lobster"? You know goddamn well its REDlobster. You still playing games. Enjoy the weekend alone!

I TIRED OF LEEKS. WE COULD HAVE GONE TO RED LOBSTER BUT NO! YOU GOT A STUPID SWORD!

That coulda got me a 3lb lobster with shrimp cocktail. How dare you? YOU DONT LOVE ME!

No. I fought like hell for 20 minutes spanked that ass hard. Then no frozen yogurt. No beauty and the beast this weekend. And no phone or tablet.

Shes perfection. Youll never be on her level. And neither would any retards you could spawn.

Do you not see the curlers and hair cap?