guy and girl ripping off each others clothes
girl:mmm baby ive been wanting this for so long
guy: me too, baby
(both are naked)
girl: got a condom, baby?
boy: yah, but first...have a seat
girl: what?
boy: sit your sexy self down right here
girl: u-um ok. (thinks some weird kind of foreplay is going on but sits)
boy: (taking out a stack of papers) who was the 25th president of the united stated?
girl: what?
boy: what is the square root of 121?
girl: i-i...
boy: quick, how many miles is the sun from the earth?
girl: what is going on here?
boy: get a passing grade on this (indicates pamphlet) or you aint getting none of THIS! (indicates groin while making hip thrusting motion)