That_One_Guy

Eggs have no points. Just look at them.

I felt bad because she seemed really nice. I just couldn't understand her. It was pretty awkward.

I WILL STAB YOU WITH 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 TOOTHPICKS!!!!

LET THEM GO SON! RELEASE THEM INTO THE WINTER SKY! MY LATEX GRANDCHILDREN WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! 64+==)(@@@(522=(()+74/===//42-((:%%

HYPE FOR DEEZ NUTZ!

EITHER GET HYPE OR GET A SWITCHBLADE TO THE EYE!!!

GIVE ME BALLOON GRANDCHILDREN!!!!

But the poor lady couldn't help me much because I'm always biting my nails because I'm always stressed tf out. Also she kept trying to talk to me but she had a very heavy accent so I would just do an awkward nod and say yeah. This thread is as pointless as an egg. /blog

YOUR MOM IS A BALLOON! O_O DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!

OF COURSE BRO THIS IS THE HYPE THREAD!!!!!!!!

Let's be nice to each other! I'm not asking...

THIS IS ALL YOUR MOTHER'S FAULT! SHE BIRTHED YOU IN A BOUNCY HOUSE!!!

WHY SON!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS!!!!!!???? WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH!!

SON I SWEAR TO GOD I'M SO CLOSE TO GETTING IGNORANT WITH YOUR BALLOON FONDLING ASS!

FUCK YOU SON. I'M A DEADBEAT. I CLAIM YOUR ASS FOR THAT CHECK EVERY MONTH

DO YOU EVEN HYPE!!!??

NAH BUT I AM YOUR DADDY PUNK

I WANT MONEY OR REESES PUFFS RIGHT NOW DAMN IT!

YOU BETTER GET ON THE CORNER AND MAKE ME THAT MONEY!

WTF YOUR CEILING IS ALREADY WHITE!

BUY ME SOME FUCKING CEREAL!

OH SO NOW IT'S GUNPLAY!!!

YOU HAVE CEREAL!

FUCKING KILL THAT SHIT!!

I SNUCK THEM IN!!!! I CAME HERE TO STEAL THINGS!