That_One_Guy

See I ain't got the energy for all that shit. I dick and dashhhhh

I'm offended #reported

Fucking bullshit! FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Don't lie to me bro. Give me bang. Fifteen buck.

Dude ugly

Honestly I've never seen it but like I just think it's weird that everyone is kinda obsessed with it. It's lowkey funny but also kinda not. Idk this place is fuckin weird fr

Ehh it's not that bad

Show me that and I'll make sure you see my cock and i promise you don't want. We live in the same city. I'll drive by with my nuts out

I'm gonna be completely honest I didn't understand most of that

I'm asexual so can't relate

Like get some of that pent up aggression out.

That's it

How bout this: fuck Instagram and what people think of you. Live your life. Eat good, sleep good, fuck good, and if someone thinks you're not cool who gives a fuck? You're gonna die one day, my friend. You need to act like it. For fucks sake you're an 8/10! Fuck this thread! You should be doing whatever the fuck you want RIGHT NOW! Instagram is fucking stupid. Your life is worth so much more than that. Get out there and be a goddamn idiot dude.

If I wanted to watch a bunch of millionaires jerk each other off I'd sneak into the Bohemian Grove.

-nt Fuck you

That roughing the passer call was fucking asinine. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I legit think the NFL is rigged. Fuck it. I'm an Alliance of American football fan now. Go Birmingham Iron!

No hooha? Fail.

Dude Nicki Minaj is the Jesus of stupid.

That's right bitch you take that. Yeah....yeah.... I wish my dick was bigger.

Little bits and pieces to make a joke better. Small rewrites and such

I'm trying but I keep thinking of hacky shit. Sometimes I have that problem.

Well there isn't much in Pittsburgh besides pierogis so if any type of celebrity is spotted they gravitate towards them.

We did. It was awkward. But we kinda tryed to workshop and give each other tags.

Yo bitch I'll slap you up You're my dreaaaaaam Like chocolate cream Put my gun inside yo mouth Yo bitch I'm gonna slap you up Yo BITCH I'LL SLAP YOU UP