Poof

If you’re not in her life how are you inferring these things?

That was/is one of my fav shows I know poof lol

Best Maury ever

It’s not sad. If I didn’t think the world was overpopulated I’d have like tons of babies like that.

I’ve reproduced

I never thought of that lol. I don’t consider myself a parent. I just donated sperm & helped take care of him for a bit. They’re still married he has a good dad who is all he knows.

I know why you have rage

No. We weren’t bf & gf. It was like what fuggs wanted me to do. We were friends. She just wanted to have a baby. There was another girl who helped take care of him too. It was like he had 3 parents for the first year of his life. I didn’t have to help take care of him but I didn’t mind. My other friend who already had a daughter also helped a lot. Also her bf. & her younger sister (who I ended up having a short relationship w/later on) i did think for awhile maybe this is just how it will be and maybe I will be around as we all raise this kid together. And I think she was thinking about it too / developing feelings for me. But she did say some mean things about tgirls being parents. Basically not wanting that. And really I didn’t want to either. Then when she was like out of post-partum mode she started shopping for dads and going out a lot. During that time she didn’t want me around bc it would complicate things which I totally agree it would’ve. It’s like she already had the baggage of an infant. then she started dating a guy and we also started drifting away from our friendship. Then they got married, and that’s that. I don’t even talk to any of those ppl anymore

He’ll be 9 this year i havent seen him since he was a baby. I helped take care of him for his first year. Then she found a guy he took over & they got married. I’ve been out of the picture and I’m a secret basically

somewhere & fyi I did not abandon or anything

Haha yea I didn’t have any tide pods that’s not it

Yea I heard. I don’t even go out that much.

No

Last night I had a garden salad from a pizza place

It feels like I’ve been posioned

Tweezers and screwdrivers aren’t that expensive what kinda laptop?

I just placed an order w/boyfriend delivery service

I’m too queasy to deal w/your Brians right now

Why do zombies go out for brains?

Nope. That gam is surprisingly fun & elaborate. & I lurvy my slimes

We don’t mess around

I always wonder if my kid will transition

I agree but it’s a pretty good disguise