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2 minutes ago, Mix said:
Who?
The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character.
I'm sure I grammatically butchered that.
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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:
Dude you have no idea what you're talking about.
Hey, well you were being very patronizing. Like retail is the be-all-end-all of difficult jobs in sales.
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14 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:
You must have been as bad at your job as I was at mine.
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I'd PREFER to wash my hands with soap and water whenever I go to the bathroom, but I can't tell you how many times I've used the bathroom at work and every soap dispenser in that particular bathroom is empty.
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6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:
Hahahahahahahaha hahahaha. Oh you sweet summer child
"Hi, can I help you?"
"No, I'm just here to throw rocks at you *throws rock at you*"
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11 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:
i did retail for a long time. i wasn't bad at it, i just hated it
I might be wrong, but I would think retail wouldn't be as bad, because people are actually interested in what you are selling. Why else are they there?
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11 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:
What confuses me out is how everyone calls him Mr. Bump.
Like he's their boss or something.
Every boss I've ever had wanted us to refer to them by their first name.
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10 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:
Meh. I mean if you really are trying to do the whole "send nudes" thing here I guess pm's are the way to go there right? I just don't know why anyone would want to do that..HERE at all anyway personally. That thing that shall not be named aside...
I'm not the type to ask for nudes anywhere, but if I were, here would be fine, as there are some attractive ladies here.
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1 hour ago, Vamped said:
I still like Cobra Commander better.
sexually
>.>
Something about the uniform
and the gloves
And the (lack of) face?
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10 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said:
Makes sense, it's whatever is eating you up. Work used to make me anxietic when I was in sales and never made my goals. I should be anxietic about school, but I got a pretty weird enthusiasm coursing through my veins right now. Plus I like being competitive lol
Ugh, I have no idea why I tried sales. I have completely the wrong personality for that.
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16 hours ago, Lasty said:
SHORTS. Khaki shorts. Nothing to see here folks.
I love shorts. If I'm wearing long pants, it's probably because it's just too cold to wear shorts.
Or if I'm forced to be formal.
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I went my entire adulthood until the age of 33 of having no irl friends. At 33 I put in my first effort since age, I want to say, 21, to form a band. And I actually succeeded this time! And that's where all my friends came from.
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10 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:
Beer, always drank just whisky as a kid. Now I'm fine with beer unless it's light beer.
That's weird. When I tell people the first time I got drunk at 16 years old was on whiskey, they're always like, "No wonder you don't drink. Whiskey's a horrible drink to start with. You got to work up to it. Should've started with beer."
By the way, I don't drink, even in my mid 30s.
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RIP. Monty Python and the Holy Grail is possibly my favorite movie of all time.
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I generally don't like being naked.
I'm sure that'll change if I ever have someone to share sexy times with.... but without that.... I prefer pants or shorts, depending on the temperature.
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13 hours ago, Seight said:
...did you forget Skyrim was a thing or?
Oh.... I haven't been a gamer since the days of the N64, so.... Yeah....
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5 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:
...................Money.
.....You hated money?
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13 hours ago, Still Me said:
Fuck fight tour
Fuck-fighting? On tour? I'd go see that.
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16 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:
What the hell was Oprah's dream anyway besides becoming a millionare by spouting useless feel good bullshit that's sometimes honestly pure misinformation? Sorry I think I might be unjustifiably biased against Oprah. I don't know why I don't like her, but something tells me if I dug deep enough I'd find a lot of skeletons in that ladies closet..
Four words: Doctors Phil and Oz.
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11 hours ago, Mix said:
Hey now, you leave Doom alone.....it took him a long time to put some base in his typing voice....
I like the new confident Doom, oozing with rock band fueled white man confidence....
There's a new, confident Doom? Where is he? I could use him.
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53 minutes ago, Seight said:
I don't get it... Are the border patrol agents mobsters and the guy crossing is "sleeping with the fishes"?
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Oy. Jackie, reading your cluelessness just makes me shake my head and wonder, "is this what everyone here feels like when I post about my attempts at a love life?"
The dude likes you. The dude wants to kiss you. He's not kissing you because you BLATANTLY wanted to slow things down, and he is respecting that. He doesn't want to ruin things with another moment like when he put his hand down your pants.
I don't even know what to do with that "maybe he just wants a warm body" thought of yours. If he didn't like you as a person, he'd either be endlessly trying to score or would've given up hanging out with you entirely.
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folder ideas
in UEMB.com Community Discussion
Posted · Edited by Doom Metal Alchemist
Not that again....
Wasn't that one of the chief reasons Luuv started this board in the first place? lol