in the last week I bought:
new satin sheets
a satin monogrammed robe
a MacBook Pro
adult things
new coats for my dog
Apple TV
you know how you laugh at those people who are all like, "hi, I'm *insert princess name* and I'm a shopaholic."
I am *insert princess name*.
only I'm not a princess.
nor does my name reflect one.
but the problem is real.
at least I still pay all of my bills and mortgage
SOMEONE SLAP ME THE NEXT TIME I IMPULSE BUY, I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION