Kagome-san101

the guy I'm seeing actually used to have him as a client, and I told him about this because it makes me nervous, like he's almost escalating to a point. he told me that I can absolutely report it, and that I would (if I WANTED to) probably be able to get a restraining order so I am honestly really considering it. even though a piece of paper doesn't keep me safe, it's still a good precautionary action

truth! I wish he left a receipt..... I mean victoria's secret has some of the more expensive shit, I'd like to pay a bill or two hahaha

LOL in THAT case, no

I was going to say it looks kind of thick/furry like a wolf spider! which aren't poisonous. I think you're good! don't quote me on that, though... hahhahha usually the prettier/shinier/skinnier the more deadly. if it's chubby usually they are just cute little babies!

are you comfortable sharing what region you live in? I love spiders! it's legs don't look long enough to be a brown recluse

you guys need to find the right women then

LOL sorry, I should have said that I had a feeling he had used the whole thing up, not that it was just old but I am definitely going to get a new one after this day today! my boss has a lot of firearms, so I know that I can also shoot him through the counter without killing him-it's crotch level

GET IT YOU DESERVE IT and then order pizza!

HAHAHAHAHA train him!! like "well my electric bill is due on the 6th, so." that's awesome though that you have such a great relationship with one of your customers!!!

clothing would be fine, actually I would prefer he didn't give me ANYTHING. but you can't force someone to not give you something.

you should see him, too. he's got white hair that's stained yellow and wears those stereotypical sexual predator glasses. he likes to give me big y gold coins because he gets them all the time because he buys so much fucking beer

tell em baby!!!!!

AMEN "let's pretend like it's okay to sexually objectify and harass women who are 40 years younger than us that have been really sweet to us because that obviously must mean she wants to have sex with me. oh she told me to leave her alone, to stop making comments? that must mean she's playing hard to get! she totally wants me, maybe if I leave her MORE EXPENSIVE shit she'll appreciate it more! I can tell by the way she ignores me that she totally wants me to jerk off to images of her in crotchless panties. yeah that's what she wants."

wishful thinking

the lingerie smells like stale cigarette so my first thought was "holy shit, he puts these on his coffee table and smokes cigarettes and wacks off to them"

not something to joke about, zeni.

he doesn't expect nothing in return, trust me. if he was just doing it out of the kindness of his heart, okay, fine, thank you, you're the best blah blah blah. but this is a 65 year old fucking man and I'm a 25 year old girl that he offers 80/hr to "CLEAN HIS HOUSE"

IRONICALLY, the same guy gave me some! and by gave I mean I think he gave me an old one so that if I had to use it one him it wouldn't work I'm not even fucking kidding, he gave me an old ass looking pepper spray and he said "men have sick minds" I'M LIKE, DUDE, YOU FUCKING DO YOU PERV GET THESE CROTCHLESS PANTIES AWAY FROM ME

I'm envious that you have the balls to do it! I literally can't

I have a few customers who aren't so much CUSTOMERS, as they are men who come in every day to harass me. one of them, Duane, likes to leave "presents" in my car. before you tell me to lock my car-i know. but I also work in a place where my car is like 6 paces away from my office. anyways. so, he comes in this morning for his daily creep, and as he's leaving he says, "I left something in your car, have a nice weekend." again, not the first time he's left something in my car. day goes by, I am VERY busy and forget all about it. I had to run some errands, so I go out to my car, and find a fucking Victoria's Secret bag on my driver's seat. I grab it, and storm into the shop and tell my boss, "I'm going to fucking kill him." I pulled out what was in it. pink boy shorts. pink lace thong. pink garter. at least they weren't fucking crotchless this time. what the fuck is wrong with people.

I have a dream page on Facebook (women only, because we talk about our sex dreams and we don't want to upset S.O.s) I had two really messaged up dreams this weekend, so I shared them both tonight. I copied and pasted so I wouldn't have to type It all again. with that said, good evening.

gin and tonic is my summer drink but I have become a huge vodka fan. you can put it in, literally, anything. I like dirty Shirley's

as am I > we all are! but that's okay, because only God can judge you!

yes, absolutely! I've always been religious, I never HAVEN'T been, it's the only thing that makes sense to me! But I respect peoples beliefs, I'm not pushy about it! do you like being agnostic?