I keep reinventing myself to keep the girls on their toes. Now I'll try to add a cool l, new pseudonym to my OKC page. We'll go with Love Doctor Zeni π¨ββοΈπ
and see what they think
*sigh*
Can't a boy just go on a badass quest to find true love? What do you want me to do go to some formal dance, this ain't the 50s π¨βπ«
(Prom might work)
Someday, I'll find myself... multiple gfs... π¨βπ»
You miss all the shots you don't take, I had to take a flyer on the convo just in case she was actually the real deal, never pass up an opportunity to find love. π
You played me!!!!!!! π‘ You have no clue how mad I am. I have to go Google relieve some stress now, find the actual girl in that pic, hopefully she doesn't live too far away. She looks like a Long Island babe.
Ummmm... well the drinking thing is illegal, but yeah I do have a thing for feet, they just excite me. π¨βπ€
Wow you're coming on really strong though. I'll have to see, once I see pics, I'll have to decide who will win this war of the roses. This is every boy's dream... Two women fighting over one heart. *looks up at the night sky and feels like flying* π
I'm such a pioneer. I probably shouldn't tweet it because the YouTube dating scene is a well kept secret right now a gold mine of giggle chills and frisky whiskey and and and... need to keep it a secret... can't have the Tinder brutes making a mass migration to the YT love tunnel.
Sorry, but I have a girlfriend now. I met her over YouTube her name's Julia, but if you really want to play homewrecker, post some pics and I'll see what I've got to work with. Also, would you happen to be legal, but under 19? π¨βπ»
I'm already on it. Posted another comment, now just gotta play the waiting game, hopefully she's not a hardcore Christian or anything because they tend to take issue with my lifestyle.
Love happens in a flash sometimes. This is just nuts, my heart is thumping so quickly, I can't fail, I have to do this for her, this is our destiny π¨βπ
Julia... Ohhhhhhh babyyy... *giggle chills*
This is gonna be so cool. She'll end up becoming a full fledged UEMBer just like Disco's husband. π€΄πΈπͺππ
Yeah you're probably right. Seems you have some budding confidence in my potential with her the way I see it love usually wins out not even a mall security guard or a jealous friend who tries to get her away from the convo we're having on a bar balcony can stop the power... of the heart... π
That'd be cool I guess. I just hope she doesn't give into the YouTube peer pressure from that one dumb comment about being a creep or whatever. I know she likes me, just need her to resist the peer pressure π§
Because I practically majored in sexy legal age teenage women in college with a minor in making out, high school yes too but back then it was extremely overrated because they were everywhere. Legal age teens don't exist in bunches like they used to.