Zenigundam

Dude have you ever caught a tuna fish, I love Bumble Bee tuna tbh

*approaches you* Get a... *malt liquor rolling off of the breath like perfectly spoken French* job... 👨‍✈️

Uh yeah that sauce was weird, maybe even sour, gonna be #@$%*ing this out uncomfortably tonight!!!! 🐢

Watch yourself, bro. 🧔

Probably, but only because she'll go from 19 to 20, a very sad day indeed. 😥

We won many battles together in 50 v 50 armed badass combat. I was my usual lone wolf alpha male warrior self, but that doesn't mean I can't work well with teammates. My brethren even revived me a few times, otherwise I wouldn't be here talking with you. They are true friends for life. Victory Royale 💪👨‍✈️🏍

I had this cool idea in mind of this cool guy in a sports car with girls on his shoulders from behind and from the passenger seat, and he begins to shift gears, but then he suddenly whips out his laptop and registers for the UEMB and then the confirmation page comes up and he smoothly flips down his shades and says, "It's time to live." and then he speeds off into the night down the highway, the illuminated city skyline his backdrop 💪

I almost became a Mormon because there was a certain HS senior from Orem, UT two years ago who was in NY on a class trip, and I got into a long convo with her over OKC, but she said that she would get in trouble if she snuck out because of the curfew the trip supervisors had, so we just stayed pen pals, but sadly she hasn't logged in since last August. Anyway, sorry for rambling, I am infact a man of God. 😇

Penis. Say penis instead. That D word is faux alpha and offensive. Also, "social platform"? 😸 That means you're an SJW ya know.

Ahem Ahem 🧐 @Admin_Raptorpat @K_N

Please don't use the f word, I'm a kid and I need some slack. Also, a little appreciation for the vets who fight for your freedom every night would be nice. 😌

Oh and she has to be hot

Only if my therapist is a legal age teen, but she also can't be too smart because then her expectations will he crazy and I bet she won't even appreciate a post-session trip to Domino's. 🤦‍♂️

The Hub was solid, Transformers, G.I. Joe, and Batman

If you must know, it's gourmet silk linen. 😌

K, just don't want you getting tackled by a cop. Cops don't take kindly to people who berate U.S. Army personnel, even though I think your actions were misunderstood in that sense.

Dude, calm down!! Seriously, this is how people get tazed. 🤦‍♂️

Kindly take a step back, sir, this is borderline obstruction of justice.

Zero uh.... Zero's pretty cute. Solid series thus far. Zero... 😌

We're Army Alpha Male Task Force Team 6, the best of the best *salutes the flag*

Uh... Huh... Well you guys take care of the nerdy C-SPAN conferences and we'll take care of the manly CQC and action movie battles. *prepares even harder, in alpha male style, for Operation: Missile Launch Prevention* 🧔🏍🏋️‍♂️👨‍✈️

I'll bring peace to this situation, I swear it! I'll stop that missile launch even if I have to infiltrate the enemy base without my teammates! 😥💪🇺🇸

I'm gonna try my best to end it. If I don't come back, always remember that I went into this mission valiantly. 🐷

Yeah, I'm going on the first mission to stop the nuclear missile launch. Hopefully, I can win the battle and end the war, but it's gonna be tough, I'll need to keep training extremely hard.

Against North Korea