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Zenigundam

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  1. MTV sucks
  2. Yo you weak tho...
  3. You have to remember that in my only fight in HS, I met with the guy after school (after talking non-stop during lunch and putting him on blast while everybody else laughed at my jokes), I told him, "Look, man, let's just go home. I don't want to fight anybody. " Also, you guys must remember that time when I asked that cheerleader out at her locker and she told my cousin to tell me the next day to never talk to her again because of how shaky, nervous, and weird I was when I approached her. She got married last year btw, very fake girl. So even though I'm a badass when I drink, sometimes I have trouble reconciling that with my reticent nature.
  4. You can't fight the customer! : o
  5. I'm actually gonna go off the grid and say Greece, although I think the real answer should be England easily.
  6. They said they'd call me back by Monday or Tuesday. Well guess what? It's Tuesday and I haven't heard a word from either of them.. Maybe it's high time I showed up at their offices, beer in hand, and let them know how I feel...
  7. Lol yeah well when somebody appreciates my elite BA enough to give me a real job for once instead of making me wwork for pennies my whole life, MAYBE I'll consider it. ???
  8. I was actually working in a crappy data entry position, but close enough. I worked close enough to the loading area to know and the liquor fueled my confidence that night. As soon as I knew the handful of people in the store were at the complete opposite end and there weren't any LP people working that night, I went into fcking stealth mode and busted out!
  9. I got IP banned from OKC. It's Bs.
  10. Yeah!!!! *flexes and continues walking like a badass*
  11. They think they've pushed me over the edge, but all they've done is screw themselves over because as soon as I win one of these huge poker tourneys and cop some hot blondes, I'm coming after them with my furious fists flying!!! #BadAssGundam #ZeniSwing #BAMBAMBAMPOWPOWPOW :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
  12. I tried to change my IP address, but for some reason I still get blocked out on my computer. I've heard that clearing your cache and cookies might solve it, but I don't have the effort. I might need to though when I get the urge to fap to my future girlfriends' pics.
  13. I created a new profile, but I can only access it from library computers or public WiFi (how I created it). I'll just be very resourceful and seal the deal with the girls I was talking to before my OKC profile was deleted. These OKC beta white knight p---sy mods are GONNA LEARN TODAY!!!! O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
  14. Not threats lol. I'm dead serious. They're not gonna do me like this, homie. I'm throwing haymakers once I find out who was behind it all!!
  15. Get real!! *Shoulders you as he walks past like a badass and mounts motorcycle*
  16. I'll find you, but we have to be boyfriend and girlfriend! Don't worry about the psycho/serial killer Zeni talk. It's all a myth because I'm conveniently misunderstood as part of the Femigazi scheme.
  17. Yeah man. Gonna log into OkCupid from my local library, cop a hot 18 year old chick or two, and then do some research to find the mod(s) who banned me so that I can knock him the fck out!!!! ?????
  18. This is garbage!!!!!
  19. ...What? Nothing I did was ban worthy. They'll pay for this!
  20. Yep! They're not gonna punk me so easily. I'm gonna still get some hottie off of that site, and then I'm gonna find out where the OKC mods who banned me operate from and I'm gonna get up in their faces!!
  21. *confronts* Not good. Not good at all...
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