Zenigundam

Wtf

I'm such a f-cking beast, man. I destroy the Femigazi, put ladies in their places, smack up beta males, and run the show! :thumbsupsmiley:

I know that seems like a stupid question, but I barely know her haha. I didn't realize I was that appealing that I could make cute area girls want to have sex with me before they even met up with me. Maybe I'm just too talented for my own good.

I shouldn't call her Italian because Midwestern folks on the internet think she's like some exotic foreigner or some sh--. I meant Italian American of course. She's so cute. We would make very good babies together, but I have to play this slowly. She's not the DTF type right away. Honestly, I'd prefer the DTF type from day one because then if I win right away, I get amazing sex, and then my own Lifetime movie unfolds when the girl cheats on me with some juiced up p-ssy a-- OkCupid B-TCH and I go to try to kick his a-s and I confront her at her apartment. It'd be crazy.

What is it with this girl feigning sympathy over everything I text her? She definitely had a nice, catholic upbringing and wants me to give her the craziest sex ever haha. Insane. I'm feeling a slight bit of pressure to live up to the hype now, but I know I'll take care of it in the end because I'm the true alpha male around NJ.

And that cute Italian girl who likes me doesn't have a job. How am I gonna take her on a date? Maybe because she can relate to the $0, she'll want to bear my children anyway.

Viper, I'm the most socially talented alpha male of all-time. Get a clue ma man before you embarrass yourself!!!

Viper, Viper, Viper, when will you learn?

Girl I've been texting keeps logging back in. What does she take me for?

The Simpsons is a god awful cartoon.

It's not stalking, it's social research.

I feel Atlanta choked this away more than Brady won it. Even if you excuse the strip fumble, all they had to do was kick that FG and the game was probably over.

If Atlanta doesn't win, this is one of the biggest choke jobs in championship history. They could have done a number of things to run the clock down, and if the strip sack doesn't happen, they punt the ball and force NE to go 70-80 yards, thus eating up at least 3 or 4 minutes of game time and making the comeback impossible.

Brady's being saved by the horrid Atlanta defense.

Lol.... But yeah they might as well just throw 25+ yard passes from now on. They're screwed.

This Super Bowl's gonna kill Tom Brady's legacy.

Brady takes like half a quarter to score a TD. Time for Jimmy G and the deep ball lol. Just go for it. Losing 35 to 23 is the same as losing 88 to 0!

I think you bench Brady because Garoppolo has a stronger arm, and the receivers aren't getting great separation and are dropping balls, so you need someone to just start throwing bombs into tight windows.

Honestly, they should bench him for the live arm Jimmy Garoppolo. He would be pumped to get in there. People would go nuts if he got benched.

My Top 5 WRs would be: 1. Julio Jones 2. Odell Beckham Jr. 3. Mike Evans 4. Amari Cooper 5. Antonio Brown

Brady's washed up. He gets by on his football IQ. There are back-up QBs who throw better than he does at 39.

Not totally that surprised that NE is getting thumped so far. The Patriots are an old team and somewhat overrated. The defense isn't that good and its rankings were aided by playing in a division with the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins (a bad team no matter what their record says). I think the Patriots will make a strong push for a comeback, but Brady has never had a rocket arm like a top QB (Rodgers, Ryan, or Roethlisberger), so he's going to have to have to be on point hitting those windows.

I always watch it, even if involves a couple of teams I'm indifferent toward. It could only really be an awful game if there were two boring ass teams involved like when the Steelers and Seahawks or Raiders and Bucs played.

She'll regret this. I promise she'll regret this. I just gotta win some huge $$$ first!!

Gets me so upset. She went for the 7 Eleven brand hot dogs when she could have gotten Nathan's Famous beef franks.