Zenigundam

There's a cute girl who works here who greeted me. She wants me, so she's my new girlfriend Can't wait to get to work with her and then go on late night sexual adventures with her.

Ever hear of second chances?

She JUST replied right now lol. Wth, didn't even know she'd be up at this hour. I hope she didn't go on any dates tonight!!

It starts out with this great-looking guy, he kinda looks a lot like me, and he's snuggled up in bed with his right arm over the most beautiful blonde you can imagine. In the middle of the night, while he's sound asleep, she slowly sneaks out of bed as his arm falls softly onto the spot on the bed where she had been. She tiptoes downstairs, through the kitchen, and to the front door where a beamer is waiting for her thirty feet away with its lights turned off. She opens the door, and frightfully stumbles backward, "Z-Z-Zanny!" The great looking guy is standing in the doorway, soaked from the rain, his dark figure hulking over everything. "You thought this charade could go on forver didn't ya?" The blonde girl stammers, "I-I was just g-going for... a walk." "I don't what you take me for, but this ends tonight." (Zanny walks up to the beamer, pulls the driver out through the open driver side window and throws him through the sliding glass door into the kitchen. The hot blonde screams) "Babe, don't get the competition killed". (Zanny flips down his shades, takes the frat boy's beamer, and drives off alone into the night)

What?! I really hope not. I forgive her if she's cheating on me, she doesn't have to feel that bad about it.

She hasn't logged back into OKC though. Wonder if there's another guy behind the scenes trying to steal one of my girls yet again. That's why I've been hitting the weight room, just for a moment like this one.

Simple. <3

Your head pharmacist is very mature. I hate that I never get apologies from girls on OkCupid.

Great I'm might get a ticket while your thuggery went unpunished!

... What are you even talking about? *pushes you to create some distance because you're way too close* There's no system or lesson, I just want her to stop spreading these lies about me.

They're laughing with me... They're laughing with me... I'll prevail like a true alpha male.

What are you doing that's assault and battery

*steps to you* I just want to discuss this with her in person.

On OKC, there was this girl I got into an explosive argument with, and I owned her so badly that she flipped out and sent me page long replies cursing me out and saying I'm a "POS who doesn't respect women" and whatnot. Anyway, I came across her profile on my new profile, and she had the nerve to put me into her profile "If you get a message from a short spanish guy named Robbie, report him right away". I want to report her for putting my name in her mouth and trying to ruin my image for girls I haven't met in case they see her profile, but I can't hit the report abuse button because then the OKC mods will realize I got around my IP ban and they might ban me from my phone too. I should take her to court, so that we can at least be in the same room.

I'm in a lot of trouble because I haven't had my vehicle registered in two months, and I'm going to cancel my insurance to save money soon too.

They can go F*CK themselves!!!! Lol. I'm not paying a dime.

It's pretty funny lol. They have this "ranking" thing that ranks our production and I'm always middle of the pack, so I can hide for a while, without any consequences.

Crying silent tears while I continue perusing OKCupid and ignoring him. Jk, I said, "I'll be out in a minute!" <3

Threw in change that was 15 cents short. Hopefully I don't get a ticket.

Just stealing time, waiting to get home to get my PS4 popping

Were supposed to be two week contacts, but I've been wearing them for two and a half months to save $. :-X

You did well to stay calm, but your pharmacist was out of line. If I'd been the customer, your store would have a 10,000,000 view WorldStarHipHop counter jumping video on its hands.

I hate how they've mindlessly thrown themselves at those obnoxious brutes instead of me.

to have sex back in 2004, many guys have had sex with hot girls instead of me, and I'm better than almost all of them! :-\

It's called talent and good looks.