Zenigundam

Shhhhhh... *pulls Pooh away from the astonished crowd* *whispers* Pooh, you're making a scene... It's not like that at all. I'm a gentleman looking for answers... *mellow, but generic 80s soft rock anthem plays in the background*

Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! *disc scratch*

I.... hmmmm.... *pounds another beer* I'll come back to this later. Need to sleep on this so I can try to understand what you're really saying here, but I know part of the message has to do with affection.

You're giving me way too much credit. I guess my alpha male tendencies could be too much for today's fragile ladies to handle though... Wow I'm special.

I'M DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH THESE MOTHERF--KERS!!!!!!!

You're just failing so hard at trying to be edgy. You copied stilgar, a loser, and thought it would be cool, but it made you look like you'd never even kissed a girl.

You move Gundam Unicorn to 2am and put Hunter x Hunter at 1:30. I mean, I don't care I'll just wait until 2am to watch it and hopefully my eyes will still be open, but basically it angers me because you're saying that Hunter x Hunter is SUPERIOR to Unicorn, which is what such a move means in this overly sensitive and self-conscious time of television bullsh-t That's exactly what you're trying to say, tough guy, and you better believe I'm going to write out a paragraph long rant tweet to Jason Demarco because this is horse sh-t. Anybody with a brain knows that Gundam Unicorn is a better anime than Hunter x Hunter, which is pure trash and belongs on some early morning little kids programming BS. Wow f--k this honestly. They're all against the good sh-t and just want to air Dragon Ball Supre and Hunter x Hunter just to get Toonami cancelled instead of airing high-quality anime. I identify with what the Sci-Fi Channel did with Ani-Monday/Tuesday because they had good f--king taste in anime and knew that Monster was the best anime of all-time, yet Toonami is showcasing its traditional bullsh-- taste, and this isn't just happening now, it's been happening since the days when they brought f--king Reboot onto Toonami and beyond that. Since then they've always had some garbage acquisition that I couldn't stand. At least admit that you were wrong and that Unicorn is the best anime on the block, instead you just lie to yourselves and put it at 2am. F--k this I'm tweeting this exact thing to Jason Demarco. He needs to take an alpha dog role and stop letting the AS programmers d-ck him around and make him put Hunter x Garbage in front of Unicorm.

Viper, you're such an amateur when it comes to dealing with women. Like I said, I got her number. First night talking to her. I'm the man. I run OkCupid basically. <3 Beta males like you don't know sh-t!

Twenty years ago today, Toonami premiered on Cartoon Network!!! Isn't that just grand? I was a little kid and that was such a long ass time ago. I remember the days of Voltron, Thundercats, Robotech, Jonny Quest, the old shet like the Centurions and the Galaxy Trio. Remember that? Ah it brings back so many memories. I remember when Cartoon Network first got shows like Batman and Beetlejuice (bleh never liked it really). I remember the summer when Cartoon Theatre premiered. Ah remember it so vividly. Balto, An American Tail, The Land Before Time. Yeah Cartoon Theatre in the 90s was when I first saw those, all amazing movies. Oh man, Toonami, so many memories. Where do I even start? I loved watching Voltron back in the old days, every weekday, man I loved Voltron. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest!! <3 I remember the early Sailor Moon days. I can't remember jack about the actual show though it's been so long. Swat Kats, well it wasn't on Toonami, but how could you watch Cartoon Network back then and not now about this RADICAL f-cking cartoon? Man, so many good memories. The Moltar, TOM, and TOM 2 days were the best. I know a lot of people think the TOM 3 Era was good, but Adult Swim opened my eyes up to the truth. I watched Yu Yu Hakusho religiously on the original ASA, back when you had to wait a fckng week to see it.... (hmmmmmmm kinda like JUST RIGHT NOW with present-day Toonami) and when they brought it to Toonami I was pissed. They took out the Smile Bomb intro ("Walking in a crowd etc etc etc) first of all, anyway, seeing YYH and Rurouni Kenshin debut on Toonami in the TOM 3 era made me realize what edited BS Toonami actually was. I was oblivious to it until Adult Swim Action, but it made me realize WTF was going on with these editing standards to cater to 7-12 year old kids. Yeah I was still decently young back then, but once you get introduced to rated R movies, you ain't tryna see no fcking G-rated BS. ANYWAY... I stopped watching Toonami for a while, especially during the 2003/04 era, yeah I checked in for Gundam SEED and GT sometimes, but the revelation of what a watered down product it really was pissed me the f off. So, when Toonami moved to Saturdays, I gave it more of a serious look again, and when it acquired Naruto, I started watching it regularly for the first time in over a year, and it was definitely geared toward babies, but I actually appreciated what it was about at its core. It didn't have to be all gunho and serious. People wanted it to be deadly like during the Outlaw Star, Blue Sub #6, Big O days, but basically you can't show that sh-t during normal hours. Yeah I appreciate Toonami a lot, but right now Toonami's f--king up big time putting Gundam Unicorn at 2am, WTF is that. Look, man, for you kids who aren't about it, Gundam was huge in the early 2000s. There was a time when Gundam was all over CN in the post-Wing days, on Toonami weekdays, the midnight run, and on Adult Swim Saturdays. Now it's f--king treated like the red-headed stepchild and you f--king praise Dragon Ball Super and Samurai Jack? HOLY SH--!!! Those series can't even hold a candle to a decent Gundam series. Wow f--k that. Unreal. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Toonami!! Much appreciated

Viper, Viper, VIper, I just don't think you're ever gonna learn what I'm really about. See, I just got this hot 19 year old's number in CT, and I'm gonna work my god damn texting magic and keep her interested until I meet up with her and treat her to the greatest sex she's ever had in her young life. It's just so simple for me. I see you trying so hard, and I just sip on a beer and chuckle because I can chill out and play a game or peruse YouTube and just get these young ladies naturally, but you exert so much energy to do the same thing. Someday I'll teach you the most efficient path to the p--sy.

That's called a technicality.

That's super illegal WTF are you doing

Come on... send it to me damnit!!!! <3

We can't ignore the problem America is having with these out-of-control millennials, and we need to find an effective solution for it. The alpha male solution to the problem has been counteracted with feminism and Lifetime movies that spin perfectly normal guys into abusive monsters. We need to fight back against this counterproductive social agenda and find a solution! It reminds me of the temptation to join the vampires or werewolves in any of the Elder Scrolls games, but then I just resist the temptation and perform the noble act of joining the Imperial army.

Nah I'm talking to somebody far superior to her. A woman whose level this little girl could never hope to reach.

She has what we call a narcissistic personality disorder and a heightened sense of delusion. She thinks just because I messaged her that I'm infatuated with her and whatnot, but I put her in her place and let her know how it really is. Her ego is shattered, which needs to happen to a lot of girls basically.

This is just getting too real!!! Somebody call the cops on this girl, she's outta control!

She's way too sociable though, and I'm draining beers non-stop to try and keep up with her because she wouldn't understand my lone wolf warrior nature, so I have to keep pounding these beers down in order to transform into a social butterfly like a fcking Pokémon so that I can meet up with her and have crazy hot sex in her room while her parents are working!!!

And Ima beast. ;D A certified BEAST!! <3

Ripley's wouldn't even believe that sh-t!

18 year old... scotch? Are you a drinking amateur or something? That would be crap. He's talking about WOMEN, an area in which you have VERY limited experience!

You seriously need to get laid!!!

Women ya virgin!!!

Dude, you're flipping out like Nicholas Cage in Matchstick Men in the pharmacy scene when he was off his meds!!! You're losing it, man!!!!!! >

Yeah, but then I'll be having sex with an 18 year old hottie afterward. <3