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Zenigundam

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  1. If by band-aids, you mean wads of cash $$$ to heal the wounds that they've inflicted upon me with their primitive directional pads, then yes, I'll have to grab them and run. It's a shame that such a widely respected corporation couldn't find the empathy for its customers to make the d-pads out of softer, less harmful materials. I'll have to expose its leaders as the parsimonious, egocentric losers that they are!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! PAY ME, B--CHES!!!! I'VE BEEN WRONGED!!!! *shows the jury his arthritic thumbs*
  2. Thank you for your medical opinion, Dr. mthor. Even if they are blisters though, this isn't supposed to happen when you play video games. They're in so much trouble, they just don't know it yet. Maybe I'll bring a class action suit against them and get myself some national TV appearances! :post:
  3. Stop lying on my name, mthor, I'm a beast when it comes to sexy ladies.
  4. See this is the problem with Sony's d-pad. Yeah I've been playing the heck out of the Crash N-Sane Trilogy, and of course I'm going to use the d-pad. My first PlayStation came with the controllers that didn't have dualshock or analog sticks, and even when my mom got me analog controllers later on, I never quite felt comfortable using my little paws on the rubber thumbsticks, not until I was forced to when the PS2 came around. Anyway, I'm sure as hell not using the analog sticks to play a hard platformer like Crash Bandicoot, even if I did feel comfortable with them. So here I am all weekend long getting platinum and gold relics in the time trials, spending an hour on some stages because they're friggin hard to complete within the gold standard time limits, and now the middles of my thumbs are all red and sore. I never had this problem in the past because, first of all, I haven't played a game with a PS d-pad exclusively over a weekend in a long time, and my thumbs were smaller then, so it didn't hurt as much. If I get arthritis off of this s---, I'm gonna sue Sony and get a million dollar settlement, so that I don't have to work ever again, yeah screw my teaching assistant gig, and then I'm just gonna drink, play video games, EAT AMAZING FOOD, talking like FIVE STAR QUALITY food, and watch TV every day. Can arthritis be cured though? Because I want the settlement without any permanent damage, because that'd be BS if that happened to me. But yes, I wanna get paid. Video games shouldn't hurt to play.
  5. Have a few options from good, ole OKC, but I'm not really in the mood to go on any dates. <3
  6. Thank you for your input, Director Conan.
  7. I would definitely try to go through an open window or knock one so that somebody can let me in. Maybe a skyscraper isssssssss better. :it:
  8. Why do people even go on those shows? I wouldn't be caught dead on ones of those Ricki Lake/Oprah type BS shows!! </3
  9. Wow does she love me that much wow
  10. the middle of a hurricane? I go with the ship. I'd be so scared to climb that lol.
  11. That wasn't the question, bro. Also, in my state it's 16, which is a sexy number.
  12. I hadn't watched it in about a month before last night, but it totally put me to sleep. Skipped the first hour of the Dragon Ball crap because I was busy playing F13th online and getting my gold/plat relics in Crash, and then I decided to see if AoT and Tokyo Ghoul had gotten better since I last saw them, and they both got a thumbs down. I fell asleep toward the end of the Tokyo episode, so I still haven't seen Lupin , but yeah, sh-- on there is weak and they make everything appeal to Generation Z little boys instead of grown men. So yeah it'll be cancelled in no time since even today's dumb middle schoolers and teens know better. Time to drink some more and get back on my Crash flow. Forgot just how damn hard the first one is. Modern platformers make you lose the skills you once had since they spoonfeed you with hints on how to progress and whatnot.
  13. That'd be a cool scene. People swaying with their lighters and sh-- like they're at a concert
  14. going into her senior year, do you still refer to her as a junior or a senior during that summer?
  15. Hopefully I don't though. :it:
  16. Some of them haven't logged in since late June, and their Instagram accounts are linked to their profiles, so I click on their Instapics, and I'm seeing a lot of graduation pics, and it's kinda making me upset. They're just not the girls they used to be.... not the ones I used to know.... </3
  17. Doesn't make any sense. America is great again, and if you're talking about the actor there, well he doesn't ring any bells. Thread isn't making sense.
  18. *steps to you* I'm not saying I'm a bully bully. I'm just a bully bully. Oh and let me take that off of your hands too. *snags your lunch money* :post: :post: :post:
  19. Very dumb thing. And I have a clock, so I knew the time already.
  20. ... That was pretty gay.
  21. *gets in your grill* Maybe it's not the worst reason. What do you think about that? *cracks knuckles*
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