Zenigundam

DBZ Kai sucks.

They didn't have the balls to kill off Tom and Sara, both of whom suck.

My favorite line in the entire Friday the 13th series. I need to get some hot, drunk babe to say that to me.

The greasy burger and hot dog joint off of the highway is manly.

Artsy dates at pretentious eateries are not manly.

Just started at 7:24. It'll teach you how to be a real man as it did when I saw it as a boy.

This is alpha male talk.

and they break up with their boyfriends, the next time they see you in real life they nervously avoid you? Why so much shame? It's not my fault that I was right, and now just for being right I can't even get seconds when I should have gotten served first!! ?????

Not necessarily true, because I'm trying to make life a personal harem of hot brunettes and blondes aged 18-20 meeting up with me every weekend, and it's been hard to create thus far.

Not really. I'm just frustrated that I haven't copped a true hottie yet, wtf is wrong with them.

You strike them, and your street cred goes through the roof, but mostly the other three, not Cuban and Herjavec, so calm down there, LB... Or do I have to make you calm down... ?

But maybe I will be in that situation... many times in the coming months... *approaches*

with a hot blonde 18 year old who loves to party. Any suggestions? What do they like these days?

You're no longer Sandstone, now you're Saltstone. The salt is real.

So it is true then. I knew it.

Yeah but the way you sound, it's like your parents never let you curse until you were 18. I know people like this, and they act the same way.

Please stop cursing, Sandstone. It's... *chuckles* embarrassingly forced. ?

Yeah but I can handle security and, as long as they don't edit the fight out of the episode, shark's rep will be ruined!! ????????

Holy s----, those sharks are so disrespectful and serious. I'm afraid I'd have to stumble on the set drunk off my ass, present my product, and then get after them if they say it sucks or make some dumb, snide, elitist comments or whatever. The only cool one is Robert Herjavec, and sometimes Mark Cuban is funny, the other three suck.

Oh look it's the resident social justice warrior again

In case you didn't notice, something like Titanic can happen today because somebody could perform terrorism and deflate all of the lifeboats.

Thank you. ?

Dude, I'm still tough. The guy who was turning me into a pinball was 250lbs of muscle. I did well, I shouldn't even be on the line, I should be an RB. ?

I underestimated myself...

I was playing with my friend and some grown men who all played football competitively before. I played well and all, but the thing is that on offense, we played with three linemen, and I played a ton of time at lineman, even though I only weigh 180, compared to the 250+ guys I constantly had to block, so I had about four or five plays where I was blown off the line or put on my ass, and then there was a play where I came in on a corner blitz on defense, and the big, ripped dude who kept pushing me around when I was playing o-lineman, well I did a swim move to get by his side, but he shoved me as I was doing that, and I got cleaned out and landed on my ass. I got up very quickly, but I had extreme pain in my butt from the landing, it was an excruciating pain TBH, and I was gonna sit out and go use the bathroom, but I sucked it up and ten seconds later it was gone, and the sensation of having to use the bathroom badly was gone with it. I've only had that feeling like once before in my life, forget what it's called. But yeah, other than getting blown up on a few plays, I played extremely well, caught a TD, and proved that I really am a football player at heart.