Zenigundam

It was fun, but only because I was hammered at the racetrack's sports bar. Sober, I would have fallen into a deep sleep lol

It wasn't even planned. I had to take a piss badly, saw a cool pair of shades, and decided to take some selfies. 🐺

I just knew that Iran was going to come through with the win or draw based on what had happened in the World Cup prior to that game. I won't be making many soccer bets.

Nah I hit up the dollar store while waiting for my final bus ride home because I had to take a piss badly from everything that I had put into my system and I didn't want to get arrested for pissing in public on the off chance that I was spotted.

I hate soccer, just wanted to win cash cheddar money loot guap.

What flunk her senior year and have to stay in high school?! That would be... hot...

Dude you tried that joke already with the Iran thing, and she would have come along with me but obviously she had school and isn't trying to flunk her senior year.

Lol that doesn't flow or make sense, your album just hit rock bottom

Dude I know I work for an organization called "this gonna happen and pay me when it does!!" 🏋️‍♂️

Why would I even purchase rubbers? I expect my promiscuous babes to be on birth control, so that they give the vibe that I'm not the only guy, and it makes me have to assert my alpha nature just like I did at the racetrack sports bar when that one guy threatened to punch me out! 💪🏍🐹

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You're a meanie, GSH I deserve CEO status. 😑

Dude I would have doubled down, but I don't live in damn Oceanport, so I'm not going to risk losing to take a circa $90 Uber back to my place after I had already played these clowns out of $500+ with superior lone wolf alpha male warrior ability, and believe me the ticket guy was genuinely pissed at how I laughed him off and walked like I ran the place!!! 🐃🐷🍕🐼💑

Wow everybody here wanted me to lose lol. Y'all some betch ass haters!!! I'll never lose at this!!! 1-0, +$518, and that record will only continue to improve!!! 😅🐻🏋️‍♂️💪😦👊🍕💓💑🏍🕵️‍♂️🍔

Seriously that's sketchy af, no original ticket back, no receipt, just cold hard cash, I ain't complaining because my bank statement will tell the truth if I deposit this money, but I feel that this beta sports betting ticket booth dude was so hurt that he didn't want me to express my alpha strength on social media, which I wouldn't have done anyway, since I hate social media.

Yes

He took my ticket and just cashed me out. I thought about asking him for my ticket back as a souvenir, but I was just ecstatic about winning, so I didn't gaf about him. If I had done that I feel like he would have said that he threw it out because he was really put off by how I chuckled and mocked everything when 8 was cashing my ticket, I could tell he wanted me to make another massive bet and lose lol. But I'll never lose.... I'm a winner and legal sports gambling just ensured my future wealth!!! 💪💪💪🐻🏋️‍♂️👊

Wtf lol. I wagered $700 and won $518. What's so hard to understand

I was honestly going to put all of my winnings on the Spain/Portugal game having over 2 goals (-165 on their wack books), and I would have ended up about $1800 on the day if I had done that, but I'm probably coming back tomorrow to bet $800 on Oregon State to win in college baseball. I won't always win, but I'm doing this thing the right way.

Yeah dude that's called winning, don't try to downplay it. I also almost got punched at that racetrack's sports bar for smiling and gloating because mad people bet on Morocco or a flat out draw.

naraku's so mad right now lol.

Haha check my thread yesterday. I've been talking about this for a while. Wow I'm so happy. I kinda wanna stay down here but I live an hour and a half away, so part of me thinks I should go back home and call it a day. 🐃

I bet $700 on Iran vs. Morocco in the World Cup. I bet Iran +0.5 at -135 which means that Iran needed to either win or draw and I would collect a $518 payout on my $700 bet. They won in the final minutes 1-0, and I was ecstatic. So... yeah... 😅💪🐻💑🏍

Dude, I can't be fired like that. If somebody does that to me, he would get rocked and dropped. 😦💪🏋️‍♂️ Namely you... 🤠

She's getting married in September lol. Still that doesn't mean a talent alpha like myself couldn't be a homewrecker. 😦💪💓