The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Which one of those flakka zombies would be his "best customer"? He's not here to sell any loosies.

Yesterday: Rigatoni.

Totally without enough patience.

Now, I didn't ask where he puts it when he gets back home. Maybe he just spends all of his profits.

More like won't. He likes his booth in Ducktown. No reason to stand around amid all those flakka zombies at the Plaza. You know what else is within walking distance of Ducktown? The parking garage for Tanger Outlets. Do I ever go inside there? Nope. Does he? Nope.

No, you're thinking of Ventnor Plaza.

You're not keeping track? That's on you, pal.

Didn't vandalize anything at the Santa Clara County Fair.

For him, it probably is. Me? I just sell old record players on eBay. Fast, simple, no traveling.

Then why were the reservoirs bone dry when the fires started?

It's a section of Philadelphia, Pennsyvania, USA. Have you walked through it, driven through it or even seen the many YouTube videos on it?

Going to the Plaza alone with the amount of money he's holding is fine way to get shot and robbed.

I don't see how that's a benefit to anybody. We just had our government run by an auto pen.

God you're dense. You think this is some 1930's gangster movie? He talks and I listen. That's how I got to know his habits over the last fifteen years.

It's a no go. I don't speak the language.

It IS on topic. Japan always finds the money for worthwhile projects while nothing anywhere in America does.

The PLAZA is on the wrong side of town. HE does NOT go there! He operates in the Ductown section exclusively, no place even close to the Plaza, ever, under any circumstances.

Let me ask you something... Why does Japan have high speed rail covering most of it while America can't even manage to re-pave Interstate 80?

What he really needs to bolster that new party is a proven track record on a state, county and municipal level. That takes decades to build. If he just wants to try sweeping the White House and Congress without that, it's a no go. The likely scenario is that his party would only split the Republican vote and get a Democrat elected by plurality.

I told you already, he's not even a resident of this state.

The entire nation of Japan is fewer square miles than Cali, and unlike Cali, the government there knows how to manage a budget and maintain a capital reserve for such projects. When the money isn't sufficient to do it all at once, it could be done incrementally, a few areas at a time.

How so? What does this guy staying away from the Plaza have to do with anything in California?

A failed product.

It would all go the way of Ross Perot

What's the Jitney got to do with any of this? He's not a resident of this state, does not ride Jitneys and never goes anywhere near the Plaza.