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Mix

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  1. 7 hours ago, scoobdog said:

    I seem to recall you contemplating life over a circular saw before…

    First time for me, boss.

    Now if we're talkin' big birds, this wasn't the first. Ran into an aggressive goose once and saw my life flash before my eyes (most of it was spent in front of a screen displaying cartoons or porn....and sometimes, cartoon porn)


  2. It was my first time and I wasn't using it how you're supposed to.

    Before I began cutting, I remember thinking, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."

    - "Yo, I heard Mix died."

    - "Overdose?"

    - "Circular Saw."

    Luckily, it all worked out and I was super psyched. Had a whole mini-celebration and everything.

    Then, at that moment something deep inside told me to look up. I was standing under a tree. In that tree was a falcon just staring at me.

    I thought, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."


  3. 4 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

    I like it, but it's so fucking ridiculous.  The character of Beth getting everything she wants in her schemes is lazy writing.  The ranching scenes of legit cowboy work used to drive me crazy, but now I find it endearing?  It's such a tonally weird show sometimes.  Like, also corny.  How is a show this corny the most popular on TV?

    Tons of popular things are hella corny.

    I mean, Taylor Swift just shut town ticker master.


  4. The morning after you tried to pull out and she grabbed you, held tight, and whispered, "lets roll the dice."

     

     

    Side Note; Ladies, if you wanna have a laugh, try this out, it's hilarious. Watching him panic as he cums is priceless. His O face battling his scared face. It'll look like he's being force choked by Darth Vader. I mean, sure, he'll be mad, but what's he gonna do...leave you? Nah, you're having his kid, maybe, who knows, anyway there are no downsides. 


  5. 6 hours ago, nameraka said:

    I did that once. 

    spoiler alert: it was not a good decision.

    What's a good decision?

    I mean every decision is a good decision...in the moment that you make it.

    And as long as you live in the moment, as people often say and tattoo on themselves, you should be fine.

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  6. 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said:

    You know, I've legitimately considered getting into politics.

    You think you'd need to be a lawyer or something like that, but Lauren Boebert was a prostitute without a GED just a few months before she became a congressperson.

    So, I mean...

    I hear it pays well.

    omg, dude, it's fun times.

    Like, qualifications aside, you think you'd have to do real work in a position like that, but nope...

    it's like sex, you just gotta say whatever you need to say to get in there and once you're in, you're in....you don't have to accomplish anything....

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