DeadwingLazarus

Climate change is bullshit. Quit voting for dipshits like Newsom and Bass. Actions have consequences. you don’t deserve any sympathy for me. Not anymore. If you’re going to call people like me names for trying to tell you how to properly maintain your force, you get bullshit like this. So suffer the consequences. If you don’t like it, too fucking bad. Fuck you.

Whatcha doin' to my tank, boy?

Fine, fine. Sawdy hates it, too. Happy, @Sawdy?

Yep. Just you.

These are the worst Bluetooth wireless earbuds I've ever seen!

Blueberry, strawberry, and s'mores Pop Tarts are my jam!

I'm levitating.

I don't know anymore.

Just so you know, I'm watching you.

Line segments are for losers.

Come. it's time for me to pull your wisdom teeth out.

Why didn't I live through the Seventies?

You shall not pass! Oh, wait! Wrong movie. Stop right there!

I can't wait to get off this spaceship and talk to people about lawn care.

I stole this red hat from a Hershey's Kiss.