Greeny

I was honestly just thinking that.

I'm in PA. We don't have shit here.

This stuff is expensive. I think I'm starting to remember why I haven't had it in a while.

Idk what that is.

Lemme do it.

I don't even think there's one of those around here.

I haven't had chinese in a while.

That's better.

Gross.

I'm undecisive af.

I can't really blame her.

I was kidding. Fapping is what porn is for. It's ok if you like collecting things. The volleyball is kinda fun and you can always gamble in the casino. I only imported it for semi-political reasons anyway.

You're using Dave Chappelle as an example? He has the status to say whatever he wants, for the most part. You'll remember after the election that he went on SNL and asked people to give Trump a chance and there was backlash about it. It was minor, but it was there. Also, I think a lot of people think the metoo movement has the potential to go way too far, so it's not nearly as controversial to say.

Any stand up on Netflix is pre-approved, cookie cutter bullshit. Find the lowest hanging fruit that will make the lowest common denominator clap and then you profit. No risk at all.

If I can't fap and play at the same time, what's the point?

Orange man bad.

I'm not buying it so whatever.

I don't think I remember her.

She likes to keep me happy.

Umm....maybe.

but I made her wear it anyway.

And night vision goggles.

And a magnifying lens.

Maybe it's time to stop doing that then.

The ass of this girl I know.