UwP

Plz just let me live your life.

I do. But why would I put a 15 lb cat in it for multiple hours? He's been my co-captain since he was a babby.

He's really good. He had to potty tho. And he jumped out of my arms when he saw the bed to jump on the bed.

Get me band-aid.

It's hard to Rhyme a Word with vagina Calvin Klein kind of North Carolina

I was calling him that for while. 🤣

He's too boujee for me. Also someone bring me a bandaid. Because my entire arm is bleeding...from carrying him into the hotel room.

How Quackerz drove me wackers?

Nope. But have used wash cloths and other articles of clothing. The clothing got thrown out. The wash cloths were luckily in a place I could use a washing machine. Have you ever been so hungry, that you puked?

Nope. But I've deff shit my pants pulling up to work due to miralax that my Dr told me to take. Thank God I had extra clothes in my car and my best friend worked with me at the time. Have you ever stolen anything of value?

Does the UEMB count? If not nope. Have you ever been in a serious car accident?

No no no. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Yes. Multiple times. #YOLO Have you ever texted someone the wrong thing? (ie. Pictures, complaints, etc.)

I'll be waving at you Friday or Saturday.

I don't know why you're swearing at me. I didn't ask for this.

Wear all the bras you need. They're great space helmets.

Well duh. That's why I'm moving.

Me tooo. I got half the car packed.

That requires fighting sherbear for allowing you to do that to her washing machine.

Looking a little bit green.

Because I clearly haven't been able to work the stripper pole.

You're fired.

I don't even have $2.

Better you than me!