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UnevenEdge

OSC

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  1. "Get to the chop... I mean, the tower immediately!!"
  2. If you must know, I'm into vacuum cleaners.
  3. "It was just lying there. As if it was waiting to ask me to put on sunscreen."
  4. 2 hours earlier, the ODM wasn't doing what they were designed to do.
  5. I thought they did, but I wasn't sure enough to use it as reference to the bad joke.
  6. When Erin was in high school, was he a teen titan? Enough with the dumb jokes. Showtime!!
  7. "What do you mean they're ugly?" "I'm sorry, but I don't want Touka triggered again."
  8. "Is something wrong?" "I saw Jahovah witnesses."
  9. "You think she'll return to normal?" "No. Once you become a ghoul, you--" "That's not what I mean!!"
  10. "She said that she didn't mean it. You're not pretty."
  11. Meanwhile, daddy is going super saiyan.
  12. "I just want to see daddy. Why won't you let me see daddy? Just one Pepsi!! And you won't-- wait. Where was I?"
  13. "I just wanna see daddy." >runs off "It's my fault that I can't narrow down who her daddy is from the remaining 5. Maury didn't help any."
  14. And so she runs off to the nearnest dictionary to find out what "pretty" means.
  15. "Great!! Now all the one arm puns are gonna be said."
  16. "Hey, Kaneki. I thought you said you tasted like chicken. You lied."
  17. I had two jokes I had to holds back on because I felt they were too spoilerish. But it's for the best.
  18. You know that his arms are compensating for something. Amiright?
  19. The child's name is Important Message? The parents must have been REALLY into the news.
  20. "Failure isn't an option. A fated outcome, perhaps, but not an option."
  21. Altered to reflect how I first read that.
  22. "You hear that, titans?!! You need to give the audience a jumpscare!!"
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