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UnevenEdge

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  1. Be thankful it's his hair you're getting his DNA from.
  2. "I didn't train you just for you to rip your dick off."
  3. "I want to be the hero king!!" DAMMIT!! I WENT THERE AGAIN!!
  4. "Teach. He's jerking off in class again!!"
  5. No eating raw eggs? What kind of hero are you?!!
  6. "How do you expect me to do all this without an 80's montage?!!"
  7. "Just don't expect to see a gecko with this plan."
  8. "This used to be a beautiful beach. Then we had visitors from Jersey."
  9. I looked exactly like that last time I was on the toilet.
  10. And here I thought his secret was 11 herbs and spices.
  11. "Looks like your quirk is the ability to not breathe when speaking."
  12. "I'm not gonna force this thing on you, like your mom."
  13. "The world's most popular hero. He became the wizard..." NO!!! I'M NOT FINISHING THAT!!!! KEEP THAT OTHER THING AWAY FROM THIS ANIME!!!
  14. There goes my hero / watch him as he says "Showtime" I'm no hero, but it is showtime.
  15. For the record, the joke was to go differently, but I couldn't think of the word "doxing" in time.
  16. "Jimmy, can you hear me?" "................" "I'm not renaming you Tommy. Now get up."
  17. "Who the hell are you?" Asta: "Noelle." Noelle: "Spoiler alert, Asta!!"
  18. "Asta's in trouble!!" "Rawr!!" "Oh. I guess I'm in trouble, too."
  19. "I don't need to save someone's life to reason.... ummm..."
  20. Jimmy also likes moonlit walks along the beach.
  21. "I'm so happy, you'll never know wet my pants are."
  22. I present Tom Magic. Commercial Break Attack!!
  23. "Instead, you can thank the bird. He hasn't done anything, either, but he's a credit hog."
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