Should I get a UEMB sig or a real life tattoo?

[Zenigundam]

Which will impress people more?

[Houdini Splicer]

Slamming your face repeatedly in a car door is best.

Either that, or giving yourself a face tattoo with a hot waffle iron.

Hell, do both.

 

Ladies love a man of mystery.

 

 

In this case, the mystery would be "What the fuck's wrong with you?" 

Poontang for DAYS, my friend.