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We would like to cast your son in the new Omen movie


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-"What?"

-"It's not quite set yet, but the director and a few producers would like to meet with you and your son on Thursday."

-"Wait, what? I think there's been some mistake. My name is Jolene Turner. My son is Jake Turner. The audition we went to was for the Fisher Price commercial."

- Yeah, listen, he didn't get it. He was never going to get it. They were looking to cast a black girl the whole time. Hollywood politics, what can I tell you."

-"Well why would they have us..."

-"Optics! Sweetie, listen. White kids are out, they're done, they had their time, but they can't just say that. They have to keep up appearances. But don't you furrow your stage mom brow at any of that, because there is one role that is woke proof. One role that will always be played by a little white kid, and in this case, your little white kid. And that role is the son of satan. Now are you free Thursday?"

-"...........Yes"

 

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