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So I was thinking about my mom's cat. She must have become really aggressive when the previous owners declawed her and they probably couldn't deal with it. When she came to our house she was invisible for three days, and I was the first person she said hello to. I can't remember if I had my dog at the time, when I took him on walks he was two steps behind me.

One day I accidentally punched her, she but me HARD for no reason and it was just a reaction from me. All four fangs sunk and I was just coming up to pet and say hello. Luckily I'm not so nuts I hurt her, definitely stunned though. She shook her head and ran off. So funny, after that if she felt she had to bite me it was always a warning bite. I felt so bad when I punched her but I did my best to measure that instant reaction in my head that went, "holy shit you're punching a cat you need to cut that shit hard!"

She got comfortable and quit biting after like 5 years, lol, and I got a kitten later. So I had been through about eight litters of kittens because of my brother's slutty cat and i knew how to have fun with these jerkasses. So i have a cat that plays fetch and climbs my clothes to sit on my shoulders, and hides behind corners to tackle my mom's cat and run away. I come home from work one day and I see my cat dead in the street with a hole in her head. I call animal control and go to my room because I can't deal with it. Apparently my mom's cat went to lie next to her.

Before my mom's cat was put to sleep she came to hang out with me for two weeks. Since she lived there and knew my habits too she knew exactly when to crawl into my bed and fall asleep hugging me. Cause I am not something you sleep next to, but I am a pile of shit for hours after I wake up. While she was with me one day she started rubbing her eye aggressively and pulled out a huge chunk of that third eyelid, and I can't remember if I cried but I definitely hugged her. After those two weeks her temper changed and she stayed outside, even growled when I tried to pet her once. She was sitting in the street and wouldn't move because I felt like she figured it was the place to go to die.

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This was a super sad read.  I'm sorry man.

My cat can open cabinets.  He jumped on the counter and opened the one above the microwave when I was at work one day.  He loves plastic and attempting to eat it.  He managed to pulled out a bag of mini marshmallows for my hot cocoa and spilled them on the kitchen floor/chewed the plastic a bit.  He then proceeded to eat marshmallows and puke fluff on my shoes and the kitchen floor.   He also shreds toilet paper everywhere if I l leave the spare rolls in a cabinet he can get to.

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3 hours ago, Le Guignon said:

This was a super sad read.  I'm sorry man.

Hah, sorry. It happened a long time ago, I was just thinking about animal personalities. I liked that cat, and those two weeks were so odd. Apparently she lived at our neighbors house too and she stayed with them for a week too. Once she started feeling okay with us she would hop on the hood of my car while I was still pulling in the driveway. Even walked in my window a few times. It's interesting to me an animal would take the time to say bye to people.

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14 hours ago, Le Guignon said:

This was a super sad read.  I'm sorry man.

My cat can open cabinets.  He jumped on the counter and opened the one above the microwave when I was at work one day.  He loves plastic and attempting to eat it.  He managed to pulled out a bag of mini marshmallows for my hot cocoa and spilled them on the kitchen floor/chewed the plastic a bit.  He then proceeded to eat marshmallows and puke fluff on my shoes and the kitchen floor.   He also shreds toilet paper everywhere if I l leave the spare rolls in a cabinet he can get to.

Oh yeah, and he probably doesn't like his toys. If he messes with plastic rubber balls could be his thing. A cat's favorite toy is one they can manipulate themselves, and I've seen it with all kinds of things. Rubber bands, lengths of string. I took rubber bands from one and she got addicted to awesome jumps after that. But she religiously clawed wood. So maybe your cat likes plastic shit.

Marshmallows are incidental because marshmallows are delicious.

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