Zenigundam Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Remember that Vineyard Vines girl who I flipped out on over texts because she sent me a text that said, "Stop. STOP. STOP!" because I kept texting her without getting a response? Well she came back on OKC and I sent her a message apologizing for my immature and psychotic behavior (it was neither obviously, but let's just pretend), and she sent me a reply that said, "thank you!". Now it seems like I'm in good shape to get back into her pants, but I'm not sure what to say next to make myself look cool again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 You should get her a shark. Bitches love sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 You should get her a shark. Bitches love sharks. But I want to have sex with her, and maybe create Zeni Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 But I want to have sex with her, and maybe create Zeni Jr. Dude, I know you do. You want her to see you for the alpha you are, yes? What better way to show her than to get her a shark? You think some weak-ass beta is gonna get her one? Hell, no. You do this, and she'll want you forever. I know what I'm talking about. I got this girl a shark back in the day... oh, man. Crazy, awesome sex. In Wal-Mart. At the movies. In people's front yards. Hell, even in church. It was insane. She grew too needy, though, so I had to fake my death to get free from her. True story. So, it will work, but you have to make sure you're prepared to accept the consequences. You pay if you want to play. But, boy, will it be worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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