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When you kiss a girl, do you ask her first or do you just go for it?


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i make sure to first run at her full speed with my dick out. of course i ensure that i'm helicoptering my dick as fast as humanly possible. then, with my other hand, i make a grabbing motion at boob level. once we meet, we hit as hard as a collision from the Hadron Supercollider until we reach a singularity and i gain all of her items and XP.

 

 

gets all the ladies

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I don't date girls, I date women. Girls are the flimsy ones who keep choosing other guys instead of me, the superior alpha male, and then go into hiding because they can't cop to their probs.

 

Good luck on that women love money even more

 

Just ask on OKC about money and see where that gets you

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