What did the jewish caribean storm's dad say to him before his bar mitzvah?

[SwimModSponges]

You're going to be a mon soon.

[Hornshire]

The existence of monsoons in North America is debatable as the system does not exhibit traditional wind reversal, but to the extent that they are, they're located in the southwest, around the Sonoran desert region.

If you're not going to be funny, please at least be factual.