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When you're making out with a (legal teenage) woman and you've applied all the hickeys and everything and put the biscuit (pen0r) in the basket, and you just have that awkward moment when you have no idea of what to do next? If anything, you're about to pass out from all the energy you've expended and the booze you've imbibed. All right, can you relate? I know it sounds like I'm giving you an account of a first timer's experience, but trust me I'm almost in my 30s and you know I've been a player for a long time with these beautiful women. I just wanna know if you can relate. 😌

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mthor, I'm disappointed. I thought you could relate. Maybe I'm just wise beyond my years.

*strolls off dressed like the Monopoly dude with arms locked on both sides around two, beautiful (legal age) teenage women*

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6 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

When you're making out with a (legal teenage) woman and you've applied all the hickeys and everything and put the biscuit (pen0r) in the basket, and you just have that awkward moment when you have no idea of what to do next? If anything, you're about to pass out from all the energy you've expended and the booze you've imbibed. All right, can you relate? I know it sounds like I'm giving you an account of a first timer's experience, but trust me I'm almost in my 30s and you know I've been a player for a long time with these beautiful women. I just wanna know if you can relate. 😌

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6 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Maybe I'm just wise beyond my years.

*strolls off dressed like the Monopoly dude with arms locked on both sides around two, beautiful (legal age) teenage women*

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9 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

mthor, I'm disappointed. I thought you could relate. Maybe I'm just wise beyond my years.

*strolls off dressed like the Monopoly dude with arms locked on both sides around two, beautiful (legal age) teenage women*

 

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