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My heart is thumping out of my chest right now. As in, honestly, if I met this cougar Lana Del Rey right now, I would become her boyfriend by tomorrow morning. 💏👨‍🔬🦒

Posted
1 minute ago, Xanatos said:

666 shutthefuckup youpedo Ave. Getalife, seriously 911911

Lana Del Rey is my future girlfriend, I just hope that she's humble and doesn't expect expensive cruises and vacations to Paris.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Xanatos said:

666 shutthefuckup youpedo Ave. Getalife, seriously 911911

I love this woman. Yes, I'm disappointed and wish that she could be a legal age teen (ages 16-18 in NJ 💖), but I still know that she just might be the one to start a family with after that last pic I saw. 

Posted
20 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Lana Del Rey is my future girlfriend, I just hope that she's humble and doesn't expect expensive cruises and vacations to Paris.

Damn you chasing cougars now? You're slipping, man...

Posted
20 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

Damn you chasing cougars now? You're slipping, man...

Dont be a hypocrite now, at least I date (legal age) 16 year old women. 🙋‍♀️👫💏

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Ric said:

She's old enough to be the grandmother of your offspring isn't she? I could see how you'd want to hit that though.

Ugh you're right. I should never give these cougars the time of day. 😥

Tho-tho-tho-those legal age teens. Tho-tho-tho-those legal age teens. 💏🙋‍♀️🐺🎅💪

Edited by Zenigundam
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