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This Uber driver really wants to get me out of his car.


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Maybe it's because I put a liquor store down the block from my house as my destination, but I feel that he's threatened because I keep leaning back and slipping in and out of sleep, and he can tell by my comfortable body movements that I'm an alpha male who doesn't shy away in badass social situations. 💪🐰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

I have a 4.98 out of 5 rating through at least a couple of hundred rides, and I never tip. 🎅

Cheap bastards never last long

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19 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Maybe it's because I put a liquor store down the block from my house as my destination, but I feel that he's threatened because I keep leaning back and slipping in and out of sleep, and he can tell by my comfortable body movements that I'm an alpha male who doesn't shy away in badass social situations. 💪🐰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

He probably thinks you can’t pay and are gonna beat him for the fare. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I have a 4.98 out of 5 rating through at least a couple of hundred rides, and I never tip. 🎅

Bull-fucking-shit

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