fuggstop Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 When my mom and i are getting into it (we dont fight as much as we just play argue...like its not serious) Mom always wins by saying "i gave you life...you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me" Anyway about 4 years ago mom woke me up late at nite moaning in pain floundering in bed. Something told me to call an ambulance. Mom begged me not to. Said it was just bad heartburn. Im no idiot. I didnt listen her and called EMS anyway. Turns out she was having a heart attack. EMS took her straight to the hospital. Siren bellowing and everything. So now when mom wants to hit below the belt with the whole giving birth to me thing...i hit her back with the "Well, I saved your life!" Tried it today...pretty much won i think. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 "Bitch, you're nearly 40 and live under MY roof. I'd have had done the same to you. You still came out my vagina." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: "Bitch, you're nearly 40 and live under MY roof. I'd have had done the same to you. You still came out my vagina." She does like to say I'm 40 lol but this isnt her house. Its my brothers. She doesn't even remember when i came out of her. I ask her about it all the time. She's a burn victim and says the trauma messed up her memory. I think she doesn't wanna give me the satisfaction since ive never pushed a baby out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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