Zenigundam Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 obey his order, but do it with some swag like you're exiting a car in a GTA game, and as soon as you get upright, step to him and size him up, and say, "Do we have a problem, officer?" 🔥🔥🔥 Alpha Moves 101. Do your homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 (edited) Oh and keep a body cam on you at all times because when you do this, he might backpedal about five feet and tell you to stay back, and that's when you say, "What's wrong? You're looking awfully scared there. You're no alpha. You're a boy with a belt full of gadgets. 😏" And then upload the video to YouTube and the sexy internet hotties will flock to your channel because your alpha aura is so strong that you have armed law enforcement bodybuilders shaking in their boots. 💪 Edited August 26, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 (edited) Yes. Do that. Show him who the real alpha is. If he pepper sprays you, shrug it off. If he tases you, laugh at him. If he pulls his gun, stick your finger in the end of the barrel, and call him a bitch. Show that pig what the lone alpha male is all about. We may not see the body cam footage, but we'll hear about it on the news, major news sites, Twitter, etc. You'll be famous. Edited August 26, 2018 by Vin_Tybul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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