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My Satursay was going well... until...


Zenigundam

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Ok, so I spent all Saturday playing Super Mario Odyssey, yeah I even spent like an hour on the jump rope challenge in the Metro Kingdom and I GOT 108 jump ropes done on pure skill, none of that beta cheating that these YouTube weaklings who would crumble under the pressure did. I didn't use a glitch or a moped, I used my main man Mario and my quick finger reflexes and did it all naturally, no steroids, these guys don't get girls, they just cheat at games when the going gets rough.

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ANYWAAYY... It was going well, but that 19 year old Serb from Manhattan, well she replied to me at first, but then she stopped replying, so I'm sitting there on my couch, checking the OKC app on my phone, watching her to continue to stay logged in and/or log back in and IGNORE me, so I decided to take control of the situation, and I messaged her, "Never mind. Clearly you want to talk to somebody other than me. Let's just unlike each other."ย 

AND..

This is the part that gets me angry...

About fifteen minutes later, SHE had unliked my profile (which results in a block under the new OKC)

I was LIVID. Fucking #$@%* #$*=*ร—!!! I went on my alternate account and told her ass off and then disabled it so that I wouldn't get reported and catch yet another IP ban on my main account.

Ugh, don't you hate it when that happens? An awesome Saturday, ย but now we have this dark cloud lingering over it all because of a promiscuous teen who couldn't handle getting called out and probably exposed. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽค๐ŸฅŠ

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3 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said:

Watching turds dry out in the hot sun, is more interesting then this crap you keep churning out. You need to come up with something new, dude.

I mean I would try to meet her, but there are so many people in Manhattan, and that would take forever, like on some Where's Waldo bs, plus they have the cops on horse, so literally white knights on horseback.

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Guest The Hound
36 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

>Tells someone to unlike himย 

>Gets mad when she does itย 

Soooo alpha ๐Ÿ™„

What do you expect from some fat permavirgin who's fighting to come out of the closet?

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Guest The Hound
1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

Jealous because she called me an alpha, and not you. She's like Abe Lincoln cannot tell a lie. ๐Ÿ˜

I think you should buy a gun.

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