We're on a date and she pulls her hair back and leans over

[Zenigundam]

She whispers in my ear, "So what are we doing tonight?", while unbuttoning my shirt.

 

I stammer for a brief moment and reply, "Oh ya know..."

 

She seductively murmurs, "Seeeeexxxx..."

 

I smile at her confidently and say, "Yeah we can do that. I've done plenty of that before."

 

 

 

 

Zeniswag

 

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I can picture you proof reading this like "yeah this totally sounds like natural human interaction"